Welcome to the Alaska Guide Report!
The Alaska Guide Report is the journal of the
Alaska and Kodiak Guides Association. The Guide Report is
published online and quarterly.
Whether you're
looking to finally make that dream trip to Alaska a reality, enjoy
classic and soon to be classic stories from the Greatland,
stay informed about new developments on Fish and Game
laws and seasons or just read us for our Guide Jokes: you'll find something
of interest and always a good read.
Here's a sample.
Guide Quotes
" No free man shall ever
be debarred the use of arms. The strongest reason for the
people to retain their right to keep and bear arms is as a
last resort against tyranny in government." Thomas
Jefferson
Classic stories like:
"Your right to own a
gun."
by L. Cary
The Greatest
Hunting Stories Ever Told
by Gene Bryner
Mr. Bryner picks his top twenty four titles, including;
To Far Western Alaska for Big Game by Hubback,
Hunting the Alaska Brown Bear by Eddy, In The Shadow
of Mt. McKinley by Beach, Summer and Fall in Western
Alaska by Cane, Sheep and Bear Trails by
Holman, The Cruise of the Northern Light by Borden.
These are just a few of Gene's picks. Give us a call
for the complete list.
"Alaskan Guide in
Africa" by Hal Waugh
Chapter XXIII
"Promise Fulfilled"
Alaskan Yukon Trophies Won and Lost by G.O. Young:
"There's a land where the mountains
are nameless,
And the rivers all run God knows where:
There are that are erring and aimless'
And deaths that just hang by a hair:
There are hardships that nobody reckons:
There are valleys unpeopled and still:
There's a land-oh, it beckons and beckons,
And I want to go back -- and I will."Robert
Service
This Funny Life
Enjoy our collection of humor, we'll have you
laughing at our collection. Here's a sample.
" Old Bill had been
selling bait in this small fishing community for
years--never purchasing a permit, which cost One dollar.
A newly elected constable vowed that he would arrest the old
man.
A friend heard of this, hurried Bill downtown to buy
the permit and got him back home before the constable
arrived. "The Law" ordered a dollar's worth of worms; Bill
replied that he only had them in five-dollar lots. "Give me
five-dollars' worth then," the Law agreed.
Thereupon Old Bill was told he was under arrest, for selling
bait without a license. Bill showed his newly acquired
permit and the stunned officer found he had $5 in worms he
couldn't use. "I'll buy them back for four
dollars," Bill said. It was done.
Next day Old Bill swore out a warrant against his tormentor.
The charge --the constable had sold him bait without a
license.
Guide Jokes
Letter from School
Dear Dad,
$chool I$ really great. I
am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all
my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you
like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear
from you.
Lovc,
Your $on
Dear Son,
I kNOw that astrNOmy,
ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr
student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is
a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love,
Dad
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services, 2.) educate the public about the important
role of sport hunting in Alaska, 3.) encourage
the wise and sustainable use of our abundant resources, 4.) offer
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